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Here’s the transcript:
CNN Crossfire, 10/15/04
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STEWART: You know, the interesting thing I have is, you have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably.
CARLSON: You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think.
STEWART: […]

ZOMBIE JACKETS OF HUMAN FLESH!
Jacket Grows From Living Tissue By Lakshmi Sandhana02:00 AM Oct. 12, 2004 PT
Fancy a partially alive jacket, possibly grown out of your own skin? In reality, it may not be that far away.
Oron Catts and Ionat Zurr at the Tissue Culture & Art Project are attempting to grow a semi-living jacket […]

and did you know desire’s a terrible thingthe worst that I could findand did you know desire’s a terrible thingbut I rely on mine

Saturday, if you want to be all pedantic an’ shit. But it’s Friday night over here.
See, here’s the problem: you don’t know what fucking room he’s in.
Okay, that’s the primary problem. The secondary problem lies in the basic design of your lair. Look, getting quality henchmen is a serious problem these […]

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You know, I think I may be the only one in the universe who likes Dick Cheney.
That vaguely condescending manner, the shiftiness, the perma-sneer… The monotone delivery, the tendency to look away from the audience, and especially the matter-of-fact “This is fact A, and this is fact B, and if you don’t agree with […]